| Category | Quote | E-Mail this quote | | Children | Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
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| Diet | I didn't eat enough vegetables, so now I have to act like one.
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| Failure | I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
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| Healthy diet | Holidays bring out the women who cook once a year. One by one they file in like gastronomic grim reapers bearing death in a casserole dish.
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| Marriage | Wives don't want to hear what husbands think. Wives want to hear what they themselves think, but in a deeper voice.
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